And I'm supposed to support this? I wanted to start a vicious global terrorist organization determined to rule the world, but no... you said "Don't do it." And I was like, "But I already bought the masks!" And you were like, "I don't care! NO!" And then you smacked me on the nose with a rolled up newspaper and I didn't do it. I HAD THE MASKS AND EVERYTHING! I got them on sale at eBay! Now they're just sitting in a box in the corner. What the hell am I supposed to do with 30,000 identical henchmen masks? Huh?
So, in answer to your mutant liberation front, I say "No, ma'am!" And bid you good day.